Claire develops her first real crush on a boy, and Michael does everything to break them up. But instead of threatening the guy like he would usually do, Michael become friends with him, to the point where the boy wants to spend more time with Michael then with Claire. After Claire dumps him, Jay makes Michael dump him too, which is a little hard because he listens to Michael. Jr., on the other hand, has been busier playing with himself. Ever since those hormones kicked in, Jr. spends most of the day in the bathroom, until he “breaks” his toy and has to take some time out.

Jay wants Michael to quit watching TV and spend a little more time with the family – something that apparently only she wants. But Michael insists on watching a basketball game. When Jay talks to him, he doesn’t pay any attention, and later tries to find out what she told him. Then he tells her something, but Jay’s too busy talking to one of her girlfriends on the phone, so she doesn’t listen either. When the evening comes and they are ready to go out for dinner, Jay apologizes for not paying any attention and they decide to leave the kids alone. But will they pay any attention to their parents?