When Jordan declares that he’s Jesus Christ, Bernie hopes to set him straight by forcing him to memorize the bible. Jordan gets revenge by convincing Bryana that Bernie’s “sin cup” is full, prompting Bryana to destroy some of Bernie’s cherished possessions.
Season 2
Season: Season 2
Keep It On the Short Grass
Bernie faces off against Matt Damon and Lucy Lawless during a charity golf match, only to find that his biggest challenge is keeping up with Wanda.
For A Few Dollars More
When Bernie discovers that Jordan has never had a birthday party, he decides to make it a memorable one… only to discover that one of Jordan’s classmates is having a birthday party on the same day, forcing Bernie to compete with the boy’s spiteful father.
Bernie Mac Dance Party
Bernie escorts a reluctant Vanessa to a father-daughter dance event; meanwhile Wanda’s quiet evening at home with Jordan and Bryana turns into chaos.
The United Front
At Bernie’s insistence Wanda gets tough with the kids… until her relationship with them begins to deteriorate.
Maid Man
Bernie’s new maid finds herself at the mercy of the kids, until Bernie gets wind of the situation and encourages her to launch a counterattack.