When Bernie becomes disgusted with the kids and the way they waste their Saturdays, he makes Bryana sign up for soccer and Jordan join the Scouts… unaware of all the work.
Season 2
Season: Season 2
Pink Gold
Bernie’s long-held grudge against joke thief Chris Rock boils to the surface when Bernie’s agent gets the pair a spot on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno; Jordan takes measures to infect himself with pink eye when he discovers that Bryana gets to stay home from school.
Carfool
Bernie forces Jordan to become friends with a nerd at school… only to discover, to his horror, that the nerd’s boring father wants to be Bernie’s friend.
Mac Local 137
The kids “unionize” — and then go on strike — after Bernie refuses to meet their demands for higher pay when they’re forced to complete tasks that go beyond normal chores.
The Other Sister
When Bernie’s sister Benita drops by for a visit, Bernie is pleased to see her… until she begins usurping his role as parent.
He Heard, She Heard
Claire asks her parents to go to a party, but Michael won’t let her. Jay thinks he should trust his daughter more, so he lets her spend the night over at Erica’s (even though that wasn’t his original decision). When he picks up the phone, he ‘accidentally’ listens to Claire’s conversation, where she says she’ll fool Michael and go to the party. Michael sets up a scheme to catch her, but Kady overhears it. Claire bribes her sister with liquorish so she’ll page her when Michael leaves the house. The plan works, and Michael can’t rest until he discovers how Claire tricked him. Finally, he bribes Kady and catches Claire and her friends with a fake party he made up.