The day after an anti-wrinkle injection goes awry for Michael and he ends up with an unnatural expression, he has to fight a traffic ticket in court. The judge is angered by his frozen grin and sentences him to a night in jail, where Michael’s cell mate, Big Guy, thinks Michael is coming on to him since he keeps smiling at him.

When an ecstatic Michael scores a ticket to see basketball star LeBron James play at Madison Square Garden, his excitement quickly turns to paranoia when, just days before the game, everyone in the Kyle household – except Michael – comes down with the flu. To ensure that he won’t miss the game, he goes to absurd extremes to keep from getting sick, including spraying disinfectant on his family and using a ten-foot grabber to hand Jay her orange juice.

During a rare occasion when Michael and Jay have the house to themselves, they find themselves reminiscing about the fun times they’ve had with their kids and various friends. Some of these memorable moments include Jay’s obsession with her weight and Michael’s visit to a proctologist

When Jay works hard to get in shape and run a marathon, Michael thinks that, since he’s a man, he too can run the marathon – without any real training. Meanwhile, bible-quoting Tony asks the gorgeous Claire to dress “ugly” so he won’t feel so turned on.